Police Question Lyft Driver about Muppet Body Parts Lodged in Grille of Vehicle

Police Question Lyft Driver about Muppet Body Parts Lodged in Grille of Vehicle

Breaking News: Gruesome discovery, muppet body parts lodged in grille of Lyft taxi. SFPD are questioning the driver. Updates to follow.

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  1. UPDATE: Remains are not in identifiable condition. Muppet geneticists are reported at the scene. SFPD spokesperson states, “We are hopeful that this is not one of the popular and well-known Muppets.” WCN will remain at the scene to bring updates as they become available.

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